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Using social media to announce a haircut. Yes, really.

I know what you’re thinking. How can you write an entire blog post on something as simple as a haircut? For the last three years, I have allowed my hair to grow. And by grow, I mean grow long. Past shoulder-length. I have been tying it up in some form of bun every day for … Continue reading

I have a Coke addiction!

The first step in overcoming an addiction is to finally admit that you have an addiction. This can be an incredibly hard step to take, but in today’s post it’s a step I shall be taking. I’m admitting to the world that I have a Coke addiction. Now, before you drop whatever it is that … Continue reading

Move over Ridiculously Photogenic Guy; here’s my RPGF!

You remember Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, right? A true internet sensation, Zeddie Little, became an overnight sensation back in 2012 after running in a race in South Carolina. Well, in the past fifteen months I’ve started running a heck of a lot more. In the last four years I’ve run four half-marathons, but it’s only really been … Continue reading

Why I’m giving up takeaways for Lent 2016.

For the last week at work, everyone has been asking; what are you giving up for Lent? And truth be told I hadn’t really even thought about it. Today, it got to the point where my colleagues had to designate my sacrifice for me considering Lent starts tomorrow. And at the time of writing this … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY ELEVEN: Elf & Safety

’Tis the season to be careful and Elf & Safety is snow joke. It’s only one sleep away; don’t let the most important sleep of the year turn into a nightmare, so here are some last minute handy Elf & Safety tips to make sure Christmas Day goes to plan. Don’t serve Granny Sprouts > … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY TEN: Advent Calendar with a difference

At one point or another, everyone reading this will have had an advent calendar. Whether you’ve grown out of them or not, and I certainly haven’t, there’s no denying they’re a pretty cool way of counting down to Christmas. As you may or may not know, this year saw me get a pretty sweet promotion … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY NINE: Secret Santa

Christmas presents can be hard to buy at the best of times, but throw in the annual work Secret Santa, and boy did it just get harder! I always get the person I was really hoping to avoid, not because I didn’t like them on a personal level, in fact, very much the opposite, it’s just … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY SIX: A retailer’s Christmas.

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year” – unless you work in retail. You get to hear all the office workers above you talking about how they’ve bagged two or three weeks off over Christmas and into the New Year. You’re serving all of your old teachers and hearing how they’ve got two weeks off … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY FIVE: #ChristmasJumperDay

Today is my third favourite day of the year; behind only 1) my birthday and 2) Christmas Day. IT’S CHRISTMAS JUMPER DAY! It wasn’t that long ago that the Christmas jumper was the gift Aunt Patricia got you, you gritted your teeth, got through the day wearing it and then thanked the man above that you … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY THREE: Sharing the same Christmas sentiments as Mariah. Sort of.

“It’s Chriiiisssssttttmmmmmmmmaaaaaaas!” The undeniable screech made famous by Noddy Holder. You know Christmas is well and truly on it’s way when the Christmas songs start taking over every single radio station in existence, and everyone has their favourite but which is considered the ultimate Christmas song? Personally, for me it has to Mariah Carey with … Continue reading

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