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#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY ELEVEN: Elf & Safety

Elf & Safety’Tis the season to be careful and Elf & Safety is snow joke.

It’s only one sleep away; don’t let the most important sleep of the year turn into a nightmare, so here are some last minute handy Elf & Safety tips to make sure Christmas Day goes to plan.

  1. Don’t serve Granny Sprouts > They’re a choking hazard. And they’re disgusting. Poor old Granny.
  2. Devise a seating plan > Everyone wants the last roast potato; make sure you get it in the melee that ensues. Position yourself correctly and you’ll be left without a black eye.
  3. A ‘dash’ of port > Cranberry & Port sauce, a true festive favourite but don’t fall into the trap of making your own. Unless you really don’t like the in-laws.
  4. Sleigh-share > Arrive at the party in style and make someone else drive or even better; walk! Christmas is the time to get a little tipsy so make sure you leave the keys to the Sleigh Sports 4.6 TDI at home!
  5. Sellotape Sensibly > Too much sellotape and someone gets a forearm to the face. Too little and the surprise is ruined. Throw in the copious amounts of alcohol already consumed = disaster!
  6. Have spare chocolates wrapped > You’ve given all the presents out and only then do you realise you’ve missed one of the extended families kids out by accident. As if by magic you’ve got a selection box hidden in a bag of spares to give them. Tantrum avoided.
  7. Avoid allergen drink disasters > Here’s a recipe for a dairy-free, sugar-free, vegan eggnog. Give them Bourbon.

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About RNTomlinson

Part-time blogger. Full-time entertainer. Can be found on RNTomlinson.com & ccfctv.co.uk.


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