RNTomlinson
A Liar’s Autobiography (not the book by Graham Chapman of Monthy Python fame)
I’m just a twenteen-something (hey, I feel old) year old funnyman hiding behind his iMac keyboard; hoping to live the dream of making people laugh (even if it’s for the wrong reasons.)
I’ve been an out-of-work comedian since the day I was born, albeit not a very successful one. Over the years I haven’t performed at every conceivable venue, from a small back room in a pub to a tent full of 3,000 alcoholics at The Reading & Leeds Festivals. One day you may find me in the basement of your local free house though!
I aspire to achieve world domination and still be the face of Saturday night TV when I’m 102 like Sir Bruce Forsyth (well, he achieved the face of Saturday night TV part!)
Part-time blogger.
Full-time idiot.
But in all seriousness (who am I kidding? I’m never serious!) Thank you for taking the time to laugh your way through my blog! I hope you find it as funny when I’m reciting the stories on my debut stand up DVD in the very near future!
It would really make my day (honestly, like you wouldn’t believe) if you took the time to click the “Follow My Blog” button and/or (depending on how charitable you’re feeling) left me a comment (good or bad) on one of my posts. I’ll always take the time to personally get back to you; obviously time constraints apply, especially if you left me a not-so-good comment.
Only joking!!
RNTomlinson 
Followed you! 🙂
Posted by riatarded | March 24, 2012, 5:35 pmThank you very much, for following me. I like to think of it as another step to my eventual world domination.
I have also given you another step towards yours. 🙂
Posted by RNTomlinson | March 24, 2012, 6:39 pmhaha you are a cheeky one! Thanks 😀
Posted by riatarded | March 24, 2012, 7:29 pmYou’re blog makes a good read.. and you sound funny lol! I’d like to hear from you if you good with that? All the best
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