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Using social media to announce a haircut. Yes, really.

I know what you’re thinking. How can you write an entire blog post on something as simple as a haircut? For the last three years, I have allowed my hair to grow. And by grow, I mean grow long. Past shoulder-length. I have been tying it up in some form of bun every day for … Continue reading

Move over Ridiculously Photogenic Guy; here’s my RPGF!

You remember Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, right? A true internet sensation, Zeddie Little, became an overnight sensation back in 2012 after running in a race in South Carolina. Well, in the past fifteen months I’ve started running a heck of a lot more. In the last four years I’ve run four half-marathons, but it’s only really been … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY FIVE: #ChristmasJumperDay

Today is my third favourite day of the year; behind only 1) my birthday and 2) Christmas Day. IT’S CHRISTMAS JUMPER DAY! It wasn’t that long ago that the Christmas jumper was the gift Aunt Patricia got you, you gritted your teeth, got through the day wearing it and then thanked the man above that you … Continue reading

#12DaysOfBlogging – DAY ONE: A letter to Father Christmas (Part II)

Dear Mr Claus, December 2012 was the last Christmas in which I sent you a wish list and now here we are at the tail-end of 2015 already and I’ve come to accept your reply got lost in the Royal Mail delivery system. Again. After four years working in retail, I understand simple misunderstandings like … Continue reading

“Did you find everything you were looking for?”

It’s 5pm Saturday evening. You’ve just walked through your front door for the last time after three trips from the car to the kitchen balancing your keys, mobile and four carrier bags in each hand. The first trip saw you drop your keys and the second saw a bag split. This time you’ve successfully navigated … Continue reading

Without a doubt, #DearRich will not be published anytime soon.

Agony aunts and advice columns. Without a doubt some of the most insightful snippets a newspaper or internet article could ever produce. I think it’s fair to say, unfortunately, #DearRich won’t be in a national publication just yet. Dear Rich, Recently I’ve fallen for someone who, quite clearly, doesn’t feel the same about me. Occasionally they will … Continue reading

Share a Coke with No One.

You’ve probably seen everyone huddled around the drinks refrigeration cabinet in almost every general store and supermarket you’ve been into over the last few months, diving to the back of the fridge and pulling off almost every bottle from the shelf. If you haven’t, then you probably haven’t been out enough. And all over bottles and cans … Continue reading

A letter to Father Christmas; because adults can write to Santa too.

Dear Mr. Claus, I know this is an incredulously busy time of year for you as you will already be inundated with letters from millions, and millions of children worldwide, most of which were obviously started on December 26th last year and contain extensive and detailed lists of demand after demand, but this Christmas all … Continue reading

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